You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: What would you do if you weren't super retarded? You: hm Stranger: I would hate u You: well thats a good question OP Stranger: It is You: i would probably not make questions like "What would you do if you weren't super retarded?' Stranger: But is a bit offensive Stranger: My friend is actualy mentaly retarded and would be pissed to read this You: probably not cause he cant read to begin with Stranger: He can read Stranger: Just cant speak You: can he type? Stranger: Yes You: wow You: so he cant speak but can read and type? sounds like a shutin loser You: i hate this guy already Stranger: Dude, his part of the brain that controls speech is not working and he can't solve simpler math You: self diagnosis You: hes probably just stupid Stranger: Nope Stranger: Dude, I know the doc who diagnosed him You: "doc' You: he got scammed rofl Stranger: Dude, abrivistion. Assfuck You: way to make up words Stranger: Wow, way to go Sargent sarcasm Stranger: Op, don't be a dick like him You: look dude You: im just calling it like i see it Stranger: Then you are blind You: a self diagnosed shutin who can read and type but cant do math? thats pathetic Stranger: Dude, again, I know the neurosurgeon and I saw the results You: 'neurosurgeon' You: look i dont know what to tell you You: its pretty easy to put some photoshopped brain pics up You: and "oh look timmy isnt stupid, he just has a disease!" Stranger: I live with the doc. He is my dad You: these hospitals show up all of the time You: lol your dad doesnt even let you in on the scam? Stranger: You are human? You act like a clas one ape one acid Stranger: Yes I have seen it You: man dude chill im just trying to help you out Stranger: You are not he You: whatever its your family problems You: listen dude i would talk to your dad about hiding his job frm you You: its kind of sad that he hides the scam from his own son Stranger: I study nerosergury You: obviously not cause you cant spell it Stranger: Have you seen how doctors write You: look dude its easy to look up the wikipedia article on neurosurgery and think "wow im a genius" You: dude dont use your dad as a reference for how REAL doctors work You: we have obviously established that he is a scam artist Stranger: No I went to the actual school Stranger: Dick You: oh lawd You: oh lawd You: please dont tell me this guy got scammed to go to a scam "medical school" Stranger: I studyed for eght years You: stranger this is the saddest story i have ever heard Stranger: Yes I can't spell Stranger: You are a dick Stranger: And that's all folks You: well hey You: excuse me for caring about other people Stranger: Now shut the fuck up You: im just trying to look out for you Stranger: And listen You: since you seem pretty gullible Stranger: NOW You: dude chill You: im on your side here Stranger: Look, you little pric You: look i know its hard to hear but i think you got scammed a LOT in your life Stranger: Stop talking Stranger: And fucking listen You: alright Stranger: First, I knew the guy for 7 years Stranger: He just learned how to read Stranger: I studyed for 8 years Stranger: I did an extra scan of my own Stranger: And I payed for it myself Stranger: He can't speek or do math Stranger: Those parts of his brain are lacking in oxygen Stranger: Because of a old illness Stranger: He has become mentaly impared Stranger: I consulted with 6 other doctors who are in neurosurgery Stranger: They all agreed Stranger: Now. Stranger: What you hypothesis shit head sherlock You: i dont appreciate this rude language You: i am just trying to help you out here and you are freaking out Stranger: Then don't be rude You: do you see me flaming? You: dude its not being rude i am trying to help you You: anyway those fake schools always have like a "support group" Stranger: Im pissed because I had to tell a family that their son is going to be retarded for his whole life You: if you want to sell fake pills to somebody for extra cash, you just say "if you want a second opinion, talk to this guy" You: and that guy is in on the scam Stranger: You are an idiot You: thats how they all work Stranger: Can you not understand You: look im sorry if you didnt know You: your dad is a straight up con artist Stranger: You don't know Stranger: Dude, my dad died after he did the first scan Stranger: 6 years ago You: sorry to hear :/ Stranger: Stop being a prick to the dead You: did the fake college send him a "scanning machine?" You: look i didnt know You: maybe its just the scam getting everyone Stranger: You can die in a hole You: i dont know the details but it is definitely fishy Stranger: There is no scam You: you have to keep your eyes open for these scan You: scams** Stranger: There. Is. No. Fucking, scam Stranger: You are a class one idiot You: who decides these classes? You: like, if i were choosing them You: class one would be your friend Stranger: Darwin You: just saying Stranger: He is class 4 moderate Stranger: Class one is plane vegetative state Stranger: You probably beleave in santa You: that is a weird insult dude You: i mean i can deny it in like 2 seconds Stranger: And you think bush controlled 911 You: either way i really dont appreciate you attacking me. im just trying to help Stranger: You attacked me You: no i didnt? Stranger: So listen again You: im trying to help you not fall for this scam Stranger: LISTEN You: look i know an auntie of my friends You: really into that q-ray stuff You: you know those little things? the ion bracelets? Stranger: THERE IS NO FUCKING SCAM YOU RED NECK Stranger: listen Stranger: I lived like you did You: apparently they balance out your body by giving you a positive charge to balance out the bodys negative charge You: those things straight up dont work You: that auntie ended up spending like 3 thousand dollars on those things Stranger: Um that's not doctor proscribed You: and they are just fancy bracelets Stranger: Thats called tv Stranger: Not doctors You: look dude You: its the same thing Stranger: Look Stranger: Its not You: they try to sound smart, shove little figures and fake science in your face You: and then your wallet is empty and you are wondering why nothing changed Stranger: Dude Stranger: Look Stranger: The guy was a fake Stranger: Im not You: oh really now You: then wheres your degree from? Stranger: South western university and florda state Stranger: Went to basic in sw You: uh huh You: look i dont think you are a liar You: but there is a good quote Stranger: Dude your eight You: and correct me if i am wrong You: but it goes like this: Stranger: You are a kid You: "lies are like counterfeit money, initiated by evil people and spread by clueless innocents" Stranger: STOP FUCKING TALKING WITHOUT INFIRMATION You: you arent in the wrong here. i am not accusing you of anything. You: i just want you to get help Stranger: you are Stranger: You accused my family of a scam Stranger: You insulted my friendl Stranger: And you acted stupid You: look im just joking around Stranger: Shut up You: acting stupid i mean You: your friend is probably an annoying person You: i stand by that judgement Stranger: She! You: uh You: i never used any gendered terms Stranger: And she is sweet You: but okay Stranger: Dude, she is like a sister to me Stranger: Stop talking Stranger: And listen again Stranger: First: you got scamed You: scammed by what? You: dude im financially rock steady! Stranger: Bracelet You: no that wasnt me Stranger: Ok my bad Stranger: Listen You: actually i used to be really into chemistry You: so i know that ion stuff is fake Stranger: Het You: i worked a lot with ionic compounds so Stranger: DUDE! Stranger: STOP TALKING AGAIN Stranger: im sorry if I'm rude but I'm pissed that a chemisis thinks he is a doctor Stranger: Now You: excuse me? Stranger: Second:I ran all the tests personaly You: why would you insult a legitimate branch of science You: now i am the guy getting mad You: dude you are a quack! you cant be saying bad things about real science You: sorry, that was a little harsh :( Stranger: ); Stranger: Look You: it just kind of makes me sad You: you really got scammed Stranger: No I'm not You: like they hit you hard. 8 years? christ Stranger: DUDE! Stranger: SUT IT AND LISTEN AGAIN You: no You: i already listened to you You: you keep repeating the same brainwashed stuff Stranger: No you did not You: "it isnt a scam" Stranger: Nope You: etc Stranger: Nope You: look i am raelly trying to help you here You: if you dont want my help thats fine You: just disconnect and live your lie Stranger: If you want to help the listen Stranger: And don't interrupt Stranger: First:my friend is now in the icu You: haha, that reminds me of DMX? You: you know that rapper? good dude Stranger: Dude! Stranger: Shut Stranger: It Stranger: Now Stranger: Im pissed You: "more trips to the ICU cause I See You, tryna get away with S*** a real N**** wouldnt do!" Stranger: No interruptions Stranger: Shut it Stranger: Second: I payed for all the tests myself. I looked at it and also studyed other possabilitys Stranger: No You: have you studied the possibility that you got scammed? Stranger: Interuptions You: i think you should have studied that one more Stranger: I did You: evidently not enough You: carry on Stranger: How would I scam myself You: look Stranger: Think You: every week hundreds of people pay for invisible children Stranger: NOW BACK TO THE PLOT You: they dont know they are scamming themselves You: they just want to help out You: they end up getting scammed anyway though Stranger: dude, I would be the scammer Stranger: Now listeb Stranger: Dont inturupt Stranger: 3rd: the reasion he is mentaly dissabled is because of lack of oxygen because of a childhood akccedent in which he passed out and did not breath Stranger: It just progressed You: do you have any citations? You: this seems awfully fishy Stranger: Who is the nerosergion? You or me? Stranger: Me You: look Stranger: Now stfu You: i dont even think you are a neurosurgeon Stranger: DUDE You: like that was the worst spelling of neurosurgeon i ever saw Stranger: im bad at spelling, I'm not mentaly imparted, I'm just lazy with spelling You: you dont see me typing "avvogadroe's number" or anything Stranger: You just did You: that was an example You: dont be all smart and stuff Stranger: Hipocrite You: look dude You: i think you are trolling me here Stranger: Nope You: i am trying to give you help and you keep flaming me Stranger: You are trolling Stranger: You are flaming me up You: no? You: i am just trying to help You: when have you seen me swear? Stranger: No you are not Stranger: Yes Stranger: I have You: show me dude! Stranger: You said fuck 4 times You: uh You: that was you Stranger: Nope You: i never said anything of the sort Stranger: Wait... You: ctrl-f dude! Stranger: Wtf.. Stranger: Shit, not again Stranger: Fucking hack Stranger: I got hacked a few days agao Stranger: It messed up my Internet You: listen Stranger: On my screen you called me a fuck tard You: i repair computers on the side for spare money Stranger: Hagaha Stranger: Scammer You: what? You: its a legitimate living Stranger: Yea right You: i know all about using linux live CDs to salvage data, build computers, etc You: the one thing i have going for me is repeat customers You: why would i ruin my own business? Stranger: Then why are you correcting me in my feald? You: i am not Stranger: You are You: i never said "well your diagnosis was wrong" Stranger: You did You: i said that you probably got scammed You: into thinking you know about "your field" Stranger: Just now You: it happens to everybody You: look dont try to change the topic Stranger: Dude, only on the intenet You: as a computer repair person You: i know about this stuff Stranger: In person I did thjs You: okay? You: i have seen actual viruses go down Stranger: Dude You: i was working on a computer You: all of a sudden a voice plays out You: like "who are you?" You: the mouse starts moving around on its own Stranger: As a doctor I know what I'm doing You: it was really freaky You: but anyway listen though Stranger: -_- You: there is no virus that lets you do what you said You: getting "hacked" doesnt change data on a remote server Stranger: You got fuking scammed by your client You: wow yeah You: i got scammed so hard You: cleaning up a RAT You: come on dude You: at least your santa clause troll insults were original Stranger: I did all this in person You: you dont think there are fake colleges around the world? okay buddy Stranger: The actual thing with my CPU is that my ass neighbor is messing atound You: look if you want to plug your ears and run away Stranger: I'm not You: thats fine You: you totally are bro! Stranger: Dude, did you even go to college? You: yeah Stranger: Bull shit You: i was into chemistry, remember? Stranger: Where? You: U of M Stranger: Degree? You: manitoba represent! You: ah, but i am kind of a dropout :( You: i just couldnt afford to keep doing it You: my family needed money you know? Stranger: Yea You: i am going to go back soon, finish up my degree You: things are better now :) Stranger: I took out loans like a smoker smokes siggs You: well no duh Stranger: I payed them back though You: those fake colleges always cost so much Stranger: They were not fake Stranger: Get that though your skull You: look You: i am tired of dealing with an obvious troll Stranger: Look You: if you want my help You: say so right now You: and admit you are wrong You: or just leave. i dont have the time to deal with trolls Stranger: I want you to shut up and look up southwestern university in Texas and university of florda You: alright You: bye troll You: fly away. You have disconnected.