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Posted by Anonymous on Mon 21st May 2012 03:42
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  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  2. Question to discuss:
  3. What would you do if you weren't super retarded?
  4.  
  5. You: hm
  6.  
  7. Stranger: I would hate u
  8.  
  9. You: well thats a good question OP
  10.  
  11. Stranger: It is
  12.  
  13. You: i would probably not make questions like "What would you do if you weren't super retarded?'
  14.  
  15. Stranger: But is a bit offensive
  16.  
  17. Stranger: My friend is actualy mentaly retarded and would be pissed to read this
  18.  
  19. You: probably not cause he cant read to begin with
  20.  
  21. Stranger: He can read
  22.  
  23. Stranger: Just cant speak
  24.  
  25. You: can he type?
  26.  
  27. Stranger: Yes
  28.  
  29. You: wow
  30.  
  31. You: so he cant speak but can read and type? sounds like a shutin loser
  32.  
  33. You: i hate this guy already
  34.  
  35. Stranger: Dude, his part of the brain that controls speech is not working and he can't solve simpler math
  36.  
  37. You: self diagnosis
  38.  
  39. You: hes probably just stupid
  40.  
  41. Stranger: Nope
  42.  
  43. Stranger: Dude, I know the doc who diagnosed him
  44.  
  45. You: "doc'
  46.  
  47. You: he got scammed rofl
  48.  
  49. Stranger: Dude, abrivistion. Assfuck
  50.  
  51. You: way to make up words
  52.  
  53. Stranger: Wow, way to go Sargent sarcasm
  54.  
  55. Stranger: Op, don't be a dick like him
  56.  
  57. You: look dude
  58.  
  59. You: im just calling it like i see it
  60.  
  61. Stranger: Then you are blind
  62.  
  63. You: a self diagnosed shutin who can read and type but cant do math? thats pathetic
  64.  
  65. Stranger: Dude, again, I know the neurosurgeon and I saw the results
  66.  
  67. You: 'neurosurgeon'
  68.  
  69. You: look i dont know what to tell you
  70.  
  71. You: its pretty easy to put some photoshopped brain pics up
  72.  
  73. You: and "oh look timmy isnt stupid, he just has a disease!"
  74.  
  75. Stranger: I live with the doc. He is my dad
  76.  
  77. You: these hospitals show up all of the time
  78.  
  79. You: lol your dad doesnt even let you in on the scam?
  80.  
  81. Stranger: You are human? You act like a clas one ape one acid
  82.  
  83. Stranger: Yes I have seen it
  84.  
  85. You: man dude chill im just trying to help you out
  86.  
  87. Stranger: You are not he
  88.  
  89. You: whatever its your family problems
  90.  
  91. You: listen dude i would talk to your dad about hiding his job frm you
  92.  
  93. You: its kind of sad that he hides the scam from his own son
  94.  
  95. Stranger: I study nerosergury
  96.  
  97. You: obviously not cause you cant spell it
  98.  
  99. Stranger: Have you seen how doctors write
  100.  
  101. You: look dude its easy to look up the wikipedia article on neurosurgery and think "wow im a genius"
  102.  
  103. You: dude dont use your dad as a reference for how REAL doctors work
  104.  
  105. You: we have obviously established that he is a scam artist
  106.  
  107. Stranger: No I went to the actual school
  108.  
  109. Stranger: Dick
  110.  
  111. You: oh lawd
  112.  
  113. You: oh lawd
  114.  
  115. You: please dont tell me this guy got scammed to go to a scam "medical school"
  116.  
  117. Stranger: I studyed for eght years
  118.  
  119. You: stranger this is the saddest story i have ever heard
  120.  
  121. Stranger: Yes I can't spell
  122.  
  123. Stranger: You are a dick
  124.  
  125. Stranger: And that's all folks
  126.  
  127. You: well hey
  128.  
  129. You: excuse me for caring about other people
  130.  
  131. Stranger: Now shut the fuck up
  132.  
  133. You: im just trying to look out for you
  134.  
  135. Stranger: And listen
  136.  
  137. You: since you seem pretty gullible
  138.  
  139. Stranger: NOW
  140.  
  141. You: dude chill
  142.  
  143. You: im on your side here
  144.  
  145. Stranger: Look, you little pric
  146.  
  147. You: look i know its hard to hear but i think you got scammed a LOT in your life
  148.  
  149. Stranger: Stop talking
  150.  
  151. Stranger: And fucking listen
  152.  
  153. You: alright
  154.  
  155. Stranger: First, I knew the guy for 7 years
  156.  
  157. Stranger: He just learned how to read
  158.  
  159. Stranger: I studyed for 8 years
  160.  
  161. Stranger: I did an extra scan of my own
  162.  
  163. Stranger: And I payed for it myself
  164.  
  165. Stranger: He can't speek or do math
  166.  
  167. Stranger: Those parts of his brain are lacking in oxygen
  168.  
  169. Stranger: Because of a old illness
  170.  
  171. Stranger: He has become mentaly impared
  172.  
  173. Stranger: I consulted with 6 other doctors who are in neurosurgery
  174.  
  175. Stranger: They all agreed
  176.  
  177. Stranger: Now.
  178.  
  179. Stranger: What you hypothesis shit head sherlock
  180.  
  181. You: i dont appreciate this rude language
  182.  
  183. You: i am just trying to help you out here and you are freaking out
  184.  
  185. Stranger: Then don't be rude
  186.  
  187. You: do you see me flaming?
  188.  
  189. You: dude its not being rude i am trying to help you
  190.  
  191. You: anyway those fake schools always have like a "support group"
  192.  
  193. Stranger: Im pissed because I had to tell a family that their son is going to be retarded for his whole life
  194.  
  195. You: if you want to sell fake pills to somebody for extra cash, you just say "if you want a second opinion, talk to this guy"
  196.  
  197. You: and that guy is in on the scam
  198.  
  199. Stranger: You are an idiot
  200.  
  201. You: thats how they all work
  202.  
  203. Stranger: Can you not understand
  204.  
  205. You: look im sorry if you didnt know
  206.  
  207. You: your dad is a straight up con artist
  208.  
  209. Stranger: You don't know
  210.  
  211. Stranger: Dude, my dad died after he did the first scan
  212.  
  213. Stranger: 6 years ago
  214.  
  215. You: sorry to hear :/
  216.  
  217. Stranger: Stop being a prick to the dead
  218.  
  219. You: did the fake college send him a "scanning machine?"
  220.  
  221. You: look i didnt know
  222.  
  223. You: maybe its just the scam getting everyone
  224.  
  225. Stranger: You can die in a hole
  226.  
  227. You: i dont know the details but it is definitely fishy
  228.  
  229. Stranger: There is no scam
  230.  
  231. You: you have to keep your eyes open for these scan
  232.  
  233. You: scams**
  234.  
  235. Stranger: There. Is. No. Fucking, scam
  236.  
  237. Stranger: You are a class one idiot
  238.  
  239. You: who decides these classes?
  240.  
  241. You: like, if i were choosing them
  242.  
  243. You: class one would be your friend
  244.  
  245. Stranger: Darwin
  246.  
  247. You: just saying
  248.  
  249. Stranger: He is class 4 moderate
  250.  
  251. Stranger: Class one is plane vegetative state
  252.  
  253. Stranger: You probably beleave in santa
  254.  
  255. You: that is a weird insult dude
  256.  
  257. You: i mean i can deny it in like 2 seconds
  258.  
  259. Stranger: And you think bush controlled 911
  260.  
  261. You: either way i really dont appreciate you attacking me. im just trying to help
  262.  
  263. Stranger: You attacked me
  264.  
  265. You: no i didnt?
  266.  
  267. Stranger: So listen again
  268.  
  269. You: im trying to help you not fall for this scam
  270.  
  271. Stranger: LISTEN
  272.  
  273. You: look i know an auntie of my friends
  274.  
  275. You: really into that q-ray stuff
  276.  
  277. You: you know those little things? the ion bracelets?
  278.  
  279. Stranger: THERE IS NO FUCKING SCAM YOU RED NECK
  280.  
  281. Stranger: listen
  282.  
  283. Stranger: I lived like you did
  284.  
  285. You: apparently they balance out your body by giving you a positive charge to balance out the bodys negative charge
  286.  
  287. You: those things straight up dont work
  288.  
  289. You: that auntie ended up spending like 3 thousand dollars on those things
  290.  
  291. Stranger: Um that's not doctor proscribed
  292.  
  293. You: and they are just fancy bracelets
  294.  
  295. Stranger: Thats called tv
  296.  
  297. Stranger: Not doctors
  298.  
  299. You: look dude
  300.  
  301. You: its the same thing
  302.  
  303. Stranger: Look
  304.  
  305. Stranger: Its not
  306.  
  307. You: they try to sound smart, shove little figures and fake science in your face
  308.  
  309. You: and then your wallet is empty and you are wondering why nothing changed
  310.  
  311. Stranger: Dude
  312.  
  313. Stranger: Look
  314.  
  315. Stranger: The guy was a fake
  316.  
  317. Stranger: Im not
  318.  
  319. You: oh really now
  320.  
  321. You: then wheres your degree from?
  322.  
  323. Stranger: South western university and florda state
  324.  
  325. Stranger: Went to basic in sw
  326.  
  327. You: uh huh
  328.  
  329. You: look i dont think you are a liar
  330.  
  331. You: but there is a good quote
  332.  
  333. Stranger: Dude your eight
  334.  
  335. You: and correct me if i am wrong
  336.  
  337. You: but it goes like this:
  338.  
  339. Stranger: You are a kid
  340.  
  341. You: "lies are like counterfeit money, initiated by evil people and spread by clueless innocents"
  342.  
  343. Stranger: STOP FUCKING TALKING WITHOUT INFIRMATION
  344.  
  345. You: you arent in the wrong here. i am not accusing you of anything.
  346.  
  347. You: i just want you to get help
  348.  
  349. Stranger: you are
  350.  
  351. Stranger: You accused my family of a scam
  352.  
  353. Stranger: You insulted my friendl
  354.  
  355. Stranger: And you acted stupid
  356.  
  357. You: look im just joking around
  358.  
  359. Stranger: Shut up
  360.  
  361. You: acting stupid i mean
  362.  
  363. You: your friend is probably an annoying person
  364.  
  365. You: i stand by that judgement
  366.  
  367. Stranger: She!
  368.  
  369. You: uh
  370.  
  371. You: i never used any gendered terms
  372.  
  373. Stranger: And she is sweet
  374.  
  375. You: but okay
  376.  
  377. Stranger: Dude, she is like a sister to me
  378.  
  379. Stranger: Stop talking
  380.  
  381. Stranger: And listen again
  382.  
  383. Stranger: First: you got scamed
  384.  
  385. You: scammed by what?
  386.  
  387. You: dude im financially rock steady!
  388.  
  389. Stranger: Bracelet
  390.  
  391. You: no that wasnt me
  392.  
  393. Stranger: Ok my bad
  394.  
  395. Stranger: Listen
  396.  
  397. You: actually i used to be really into chemistry
  398.  
  399. You: so i know that ion stuff is fake
  400.  
  401. Stranger: Het
  402.  
  403. You: i worked a lot with ionic compounds so
  404.  
  405. Stranger: DUDE!
  406.  
  407. Stranger: STOP TALKING AGAIN
  408.  
  409. Stranger: im sorry if I'm rude but I'm pissed that a chemisis thinks he is a doctor
  410.  
  411. Stranger: Now
  412.  
  413. You: excuse me?
  414.  
  415. Stranger: Second:I ran all the tests personaly
  416.  
  417. You: why would you insult a legitimate branch of science
  418.  
  419. You: now i am the guy getting mad
  420.  
  421. You: dude you are a quack! you cant be saying bad things about real science
  422.  
  423. You: sorry, that was a little harsh :(
  424.  
  425. Stranger: );
  426.  
  427. Stranger: Look
  428.  
  429. You: it just kind of makes me sad
  430.  
  431. You: you really got scammed
  432.  
  433. Stranger: No I'm not
  434.  
  435. You: like they hit you hard. 8 years? christ
  436.  
  437. Stranger: DUDE!
  438.  
  439. Stranger: SUT IT AND LISTEN AGAIN
  440.  
  441. You: no
  442.  
  443. You: i already listened to you
  444.  
  445. You: you keep repeating the same brainwashed stuff
  446.  
  447. Stranger: No you did not
  448.  
  449. You: "it isnt a scam"
  450.  
  451. Stranger: Nope
  452.  
  453. You: etc
  454.  
  455. Stranger: Nope
  456.  
  457. You: look i am raelly trying to help you here
  458.  
  459. You: if you dont want my help thats fine
  460.  
  461. You: just disconnect and live your lie
  462.  
  463. Stranger: If you want to help the listen
  464.  
  465. Stranger: And don't interrupt
  466.  
  467. Stranger: First:my friend is now in the icu
  468.  
  469. You: haha, that reminds me of DMX?
  470.  
  471. You: you know that rapper? good dude
  472.  
  473. Stranger: Dude!
  474.  
  475. Stranger: Shut
  476.  
  477. Stranger: It
  478.  
  479. Stranger: Now
  480.  
  481. Stranger: Im pissed
  482.  
  483. You: "more trips to the ICU cause I See You, tryna get away with S*** a real N**** wouldnt do!"
  484.  
  485. Stranger: No interruptions
  486.  
  487. Stranger: Shut it
  488.  
  489. Stranger: Second: I payed for all the tests myself. I looked at it and also studyed other possabilitys
  490.  
  491. Stranger: No
  492.  
  493. You: have you studied the possibility that you got scammed?
  494.  
  495. Stranger: Interuptions
  496.  
  497. You: i think you should have studied that one more
  498.  
  499. Stranger: I did
  500.  
  501. You: evidently not enough
  502.  
  503. You: carry on
  504.  
  505. Stranger: How would I scam myself
  506.  
  507. You: look
  508.  
  509. Stranger: Think
  510.  
  511. You: every week hundreds of people pay for invisible children
  512.  
  513. Stranger: NOW BACK TO THE PLOT
  514.  
  515. You: they dont know they are scamming themselves
  516.  
  517. You: they just want to help out
  518.  
  519. You: they end up getting scammed anyway though
  520.  
  521. Stranger: dude, I would be the scammer
  522.  
  523. Stranger: Now listeb
  524.  
  525. Stranger: Dont inturupt
  526.  
  527. Stranger: 3rd: the reasion he is mentaly dissabled is because of lack of oxygen because of a childhood akccedent in which he passed out and did not breath
  528.  
  529. Stranger: It just progressed
  530.  
  531. You: do you have any citations?
  532.  
  533. You: this seems awfully fishy
  534.  
  535. Stranger: Who is the nerosergion? You or me?
  536.  
  537. Stranger: Me
  538.  
  539. You: look
  540.  
  541. Stranger: Now stfu
  542.  
  543. You: i dont even think you are a neurosurgeon
  544.  
  545. Stranger: DUDE
  546.  
  547. You: like that was the worst spelling of neurosurgeon i ever saw
  548.  
  549. Stranger: im bad at spelling, I'm not mentaly imparted, I'm just lazy with spelling
  550.  
  551. You: you dont see me typing "avvogadroe's number" or anything
  552.  
  553. Stranger: You just did
  554.  
  555. You: that was an example
  556.  
  557. You: dont be all smart and stuff
  558.  
  559. Stranger: Hipocrite
  560.  
  561. You: look dude
  562.  
  563. You: i think you are trolling me here
  564.  
  565. Stranger: Nope
  566.  
  567. You: i am trying to give you help and you keep flaming me
  568.  
  569. Stranger: You are trolling
  570.  
  571. Stranger: You are flaming me up
  572.  
  573. You: no?
  574.  
  575. You: i am just trying to help
  576.  
  577. You: when have you seen me swear?
  578.  
  579. Stranger: No you are not
  580.  
  581. Stranger: Yes
  582.  
  583. Stranger: I have
  584.  
  585. You: show me dude!
  586.  
  587. Stranger: You said fuck 4 times
  588.  
  589. You: uh
  590.  
  591. You: that was you
  592.  
  593. Stranger: Nope
  594.  
  595. You: i never said anything of the sort
  596.  
  597. Stranger: Wait...
  598.  
  599. You: ctrl-f dude!
  600.  
  601. Stranger: Wtf..
  602.  
  603. Stranger: Shit, not again
  604.  
  605. Stranger: Fucking hack
  606.  
  607. Stranger: I got hacked a few days agao
  608.  
  609. Stranger: It messed up my Internet
  610.  
  611. You: listen
  612.  
  613. Stranger: On my screen you called me a fuck tard
  614.  
  615. You: i repair computers on the side for spare money
  616.  
  617. Stranger: Hagaha
  618.  
  619. Stranger: Scammer
  620.  
  621. You: what?
  622.  
  623. You: its a legitimate living
  624.  
  625. Stranger: Yea right
  626.  
  627. You: i know all about using linux live CDs to salvage data, build computers, etc
  628.  
  629. You: the one thing i have going for me is repeat customers
  630.  
  631. You: why would i ruin my own business?
  632.  
  633. Stranger: Then why are you correcting me in my feald?
  634.  
  635. You: i am not
  636.  
  637. Stranger: You are
  638.  
  639. You: i never said "well your diagnosis was wrong"
  640.  
  641. Stranger: You did
  642.  
  643. You: i said that you probably got scammed
  644.  
  645. You: into thinking you know about "your field"
  646.  
  647. Stranger: Just now
  648.  
  649. You: it happens to everybody
  650.  
  651. You: look dont try to change the topic
  652.  
  653. Stranger: Dude, only on the intenet
  654.  
  655. You: as a computer repair person
  656.  
  657. You: i know about this stuff
  658.  
  659. Stranger: In person I did thjs
  660.  
  661. You: okay?
  662.  
  663. You: i have seen actual viruses go down
  664.  
  665. Stranger: Dude
  666.  
  667. You: i was working on a computer
  668.  
  669. You: all of a sudden a voice plays out
  670.  
  671. You: like "who are you?"
  672.  
  673. You: the mouse starts moving around on its own
  674.  
  675. Stranger: As a doctor I know what I'm doing
  676.  
  677. You: it was really freaky
  678.  
  679. You: but anyway listen though
  680.  
  681. Stranger: -_-
  682.  
  683. You: there is no virus that lets you do what you said
  684.  
  685. You: getting "hacked" doesnt change data on a remote server
  686.  
  687. Stranger: You got fuking scammed by your client
  688.  
  689. You: wow yeah
  690.  
  691. You: i got scammed so hard
  692.  
  693. You: cleaning up a RAT
  694.  
  695. You: come on dude
  696.  
  697. You: at least your santa clause troll insults were original
  698.  
  699. Stranger: I did all this in person
  700.  
  701. You: you dont think there are fake colleges around the world? okay buddy
  702.  
  703. Stranger: The actual thing with my CPU is that my ass neighbor is messing atound
  704.  
  705. You: look if you want to plug your ears and run away
  706.  
  707. Stranger: I'm not
  708.  
  709. You: thats fine
  710.  
  711. You: you totally are bro!
  712.  
  713. Stranger: Dude, did you even go to college?
  714.  
  715. You: yeah
  716.  
  717. Stranger: Bull shit
  718.  
  719. You: i was into chemistry, remember?
  720.  
  721. Stranger: Where?
  722.  
  723. You: U of M
  724.  
  725. Stranger: Degree?
  726.  
  727. You: manitoba represent!
  728.  
  729. You: ah, but i am kind of a dropout :(
  730.  
  731. You: i just couldnt afford to keep doing it
  732.  
  733. You: my family needed money you know?
  734.  
  735. Stranger: Yea
  736.  
  737. You: i am going to go back soon, finish up my degree
  738.  
  739. You: things are better now :)
  740.  
  741. Stranger: I took out loans like a smoker smokes siggs
  742.  
  743. You: well no duh
  744.  
  745. Stranger: I payed them back though
  746.  
  747. You: those fake colleges always cost so much
  748.  
  749. Stranger: They were not fake
  750.  
  751. Stranger: Get that though your skull
  752.  
  753. You: look
  754.  
  755. You: i am tired of dealing with an obvious troll
  756.  
  757. Stranger: Look
  758.  
  759. You: if you want my help
  760.  
  761. You: say so right now
  762.  
  763. You: and admit you are wrong
  764.  
  765. You: or just leave. i dont have the time to deal with trolls
  766.  
  767. Stranger: I want you to shut up and look up southwestern university in Texas and university of florda
  768.  
  769. You: alright
  770.  
  771. You: bye troll
  772.  
  773. You: fly away.
  774.  
  775. You have disconnected.

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