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Posted by Anonymous on Mon 21st May 2012 03:42
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What would you do if you weren't super retarded?

You: hm

Stranger: I would hate u

You: well thats a good question OP

Stranger: It is

You: i would probably not make questions like "What would you do if you weren't super retarded?'

Stranger: But is a bit offensive

Stranger: My friend is actualy mentaly retarded and would be pissed to read this

You: probably not cause he cant read to begin with

Stranger: He can read

Stranger: Just cant speak

You: can he type?

Stranger: Yes

You: wow

You: so he cant speak but can read and type? sounds like a shutin loser

You: i hate this guy already

Stranger: Dude, his part of the brain that controls speech is not working and he can't solve simpler math

You: self diagnosis

You: hes probably just stupid

Stranger: Nope

Stranger: Dude, I know the doc who diagnosed him

You: "doc'

You: he got scammed rofl

Stranger: Dude, abrivistion. Assfuck

You: way to make up words

Stranger: Wow, way to go Sargent sarcasm

Stranger: Op, don't be a dick like him

You: look dude

You: im just calling it like i see it

Stranger: Then you are blind

You: a self diagnosed shutin who can read and type but cant do math? thats pathetic

Stranger: Dude, again, I know the neurosurgeon and I saw the results

You: 'neurosurgeon'

You: look i dont know what to tell you

You: its pretty easy to put some photoshopped brain pics up

You: and "oh look timmy isnt stupid, he just has a disease!"

Stranger: I live with the doc. He is my dad

You: these hospitals show up all of the time

You: lol your dad doesnt even let you in on the scam?

Stranger: You are human? You act like a clas one ape one acid

Stranger: Yes I have seen it

You: man dude chill im just trying to help you out

Stranger: You are not he

You: whatever its your family problems

You: listen dude i would talk to your dad about hiding his job frm you

You: its kind of sad that he hides the scam from his own son

Stranger: I study nerosergury

You: obviously not cause you cant spell it

Stranger: Have you seen how doctors write

You: look dude its easy to look up the wikipedia article on neurosurgery and think "wow im a genius"

You: dude dont use your dad as a reference for how REAL doctors work

You: we have obviously established that he is a scam artist

Stranger: No I went to the actual school

Stranger: Dick

You: oh lawd

You: oh lawd

You: please dont tell me this guy got scammed to go to a scam "medical school"

Stranger: I studyed for eght years

You: stranger this is the saddest story i have ever heard

Stranger: Yes I can't spell

Stranger: You are a dick

Stranger: And that's all folks

You: well hey

You: excuse me for caring about other people

Stranger: Now shut the fuck up

You: im just trying to look out for you

Stranger: And listen

You: since you seem pretty gullible

Stranger: NOW

You: dude chill

You: im on your side here

Stranger: Look, you little pric

You: look i know its hard to hear but i think you got scammed a LOT in your life

Stranger: Stop talking

Stranger: And fucking listen

You: alright

Stranger: First, I knew the guy for 7 years

Stranger: He just learned how to read

Stranger: I studyed for 8 years

Stranger: I did an extra scan of my own

Stranger: And I payed for it myself

Stranger: He can't speek or do math

Stranger: Those parts of his brain are lacking in oxygen

Stranger: Because of a old illness

Stranger: He has become mentaly impared

Stranger: I consulted with 6 other doctors who are in neurosurgery

Stranger: They all agreed

Stranger: Now.

Stranger: What you hypothesis shit head sherlock

You: i dont appreciate this rude language

You: i am just trying to help you out here and you are freaking out

Stranger: Then don't be rude

You: do you see me flaming?

You: dude its not being rude i am trying to help you

You: anyway those fake schools always have like a "support group"

Stranger: Im pissed because I had to tell a family that their son is going to be retarded for his whole life

You: if you want to sell fake pills to somebody for extra cash, you just say "if you want a second opinion, talk to this guy"

You: and that guy is in on the scam

Stranger: You are an idiot

You: thats how they all work

Stranger: Can you not understand

You: look im sorry if you didnt know

You: your dad is a straight up con artist

Stranger: You don't know

Stranger: Dude, my dad died after he did the first scan

Stranger: 6 years ago

You: sorry to hear :/

Stranger: Stop being a prick to the dead

You: did the fake college send him a "scanning machine?"

You: look i didnt know

You: maybe its just the scam getting everyone

Stranger: You can die in a hole

You: i dont know the details but it is definitely fishy

Stranger: There is no scam

You: you have to keep your eyes open for these scan

You: scams**

Stranger: There. Is. No. Fucking, scam

Stranger: You are a class one idiot

You: who decides these classes?

You: like, if i were choosing them

You: class one would be your friend

Stranger: Darwin

You: just saying

Stranger: He is class 4 moderate

Stranger: Class one is plane vegetative state

Stranger: You probably beleave in santa

You: that is a weird insult dude

You: i mean i can deny it in like 2 seconds

Stranger: And you think bush controlled 911

You: either way i really dont appreciate you attacking me. im just trying to help

Stranger: You attacked me

You: no i didnt?

Stranger: So listen again

You: im trying to help you not fall for this scam

Stranger: LISTEN

You: look i know an auntie of my friends

You: really into that q-ray stuff

You: you know those little things? the ion bracelets?

Stranger: THERE IS NO FUCKING SCAM YOU RED NECK

Stranger: listen

Stranger: I lived like you did

You: apparently they balance out your body by giving you a positive charge to balance out the bodys negative charge

You: those things straight up dont work

You: that auntie ended up spending like 3 thousand dollars on those things

Stranger: Um that's not doctor proscribed

You: and they are just fancy bracelets

Stranger: Thats called tv

Stranger: Not doctors

You: look dude

You: its the same thing

Stranger: Look

Stranger: Its not

You: they try to sound smart, shove little figures and fake science in your face

You: and then your wallet is empty and you are wondering why nothing changed

Stranger: Dude

Stranger: Look

Stranger: The guy was a fake

Stranger: Im not

You: oh really now

You: then wheres your degree from?

Stranger: South western university and florda state

Stranger: Went to basic in sw

You: uh huh

You: look i dont think you are a liar

You: but there is a good quote

Stranger: Dude your eight

You: and correct me if i am wrong

You: but it goes like this:

Stranger: You are a kid

You: "lies are like counterfeit money, initiated by evil people and spread by clueless innocents"

Stranger: STOP FUCKING TALKING WITHOUT INFIRMATION

You: you arent in the wrong here. i am not accusing you of anything.

You: i just want you to get help

Stranger: you are

Stranger: You accused my family of a scam

Stranger: You insulted my friendl

Stranger: And you acted stupid

You: look im just joking around

Stranger: Shut up

You: acting stupid i mean

You: your friend is probably an annoying person

You: i stand by that judgement

Stranger: She!

You: uh

You: i never used any gendered terms

Stranger: And she is sweet

You: but okay

Stranger: Dude, she is like a sister to me

Stranger: Stop talking

Stranger: And listen again

Stranger: First: you got scamed

You: scammed by what?

You: dude im financially rock steady!

Stranger: Bracelet

You: no that wasnt me

Stranger: Ok my bad

Stranger: Listen

You: actually i used to be really into chemistry

You: so i know that ion stuff is fake

Stranger: Het

You: i worked a lot with ionic compounds so

Stranger: DUDE!

Stranger: STOP TALKING AGAIN

Stranger: im sorry if I'm rude but I'm pissed that a chemisis thinks he is a doctor

Stranger: Now

You: excuse me?

Stranger: Second:I ran all the tests personaly

You: why would you insult a legitimate branch of science

You: now i am the guy getting mad

You: dude you are a quack! you cant be saying bad things about real science

You: sorry, that was a little harsh :(

Stranger: );

Stranger: Look

You: it just kind of makes me sad

You: you really got scammed

Stranger: No I'm not

You: like they hit you hard. 8 years? christ

Stranger: DUDE!

Stranger: SUT IT AND LISTEN AGAIN

You: no

You: i already listened to you

You: you keep repeating the same brainwashed stuff

Stranger: No you did not

You: "it isnt a scam"

Stranger: Nope

You: etc

Stranger: Nope

You: look i am raelly trying to help you here

You: if you dont want my help thats fine

You: just disconnect and live your lie

Stranger: If you want to help the listen

Stranger: And don't interrupt

Stranger: First:my friend is now in the icu

You: haha, that reminds me of DMX?

You: you know that rapper? good dude

Stranger: Dude!

Stranger: Shut

Stranger: It

Stranger: Now

Stranger: Im pissed

You: "more trips to the ICU cause I See You, tryna get away with S*** a real N**** wouldnt do!"

Stranger: No interruptions

Stranger: Shut it

Stranger: Second: I payed for all the tests myself. I looked at it and also studyed other possabilitys

Stranger: No

You: have you studied the possibility that you got scammed?

Stranger: Interuptions

You: i think you should have studied that one more

Stranger: I did

You: evidently not enough

You: carry on

Stranger: How would I scam myself

You: look

Stranger: Think

You: every week hundreds of people pay for invisible children

Stranger: NOW BACK TO THE PLOT

You: they dont know they are scamming themselves

You: they just want to help out

You: they end up getting scammed anyway though

Stranger: dude, I would be the scammer

Stranger: Now listeb

Stranger: Dont inturupt

Stranger: 3rd: the reasion he is mentaly dissabled is because of lack of oxygen because of a childhood akccedent in which he passed out and did not breath

Stranger: It just progressed

You: do you have any citations?

You: this seems awfully fishy

Stranger: Who is the nerosergion? You or me?

Stranger: Me

You: look

Stranger: Now stfu

You: i dont even think you are a neurosurgeon

Stranger: DUDE

You: like that was the worst spelling of neurosurgeon i ever saw

Stranger: im bad at spelling, I'm not mentaly imparted, I'm just lazy with spelling

You: you dont see me typing "avvogadroe's number" or anything

Stranger: You just did

You: that was an example

You: dont be all smart and stuff

Stranger: Hipocrite

You: look dude

You: i think you are trolling me here

Stranger: Nope

You: i am trying to give you help and you keep flaming me

Stranger: You are trolling

Stranger: You are flaming me up

You: no?

You: i am just trying to help

You: when have you seen me swear?

Stranger: No you are not

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: I have

You: show me dude!

Stranger: You said fuck 4 times

You: uh

You: that was you

Stranger: Nope

You: i never said anything of the sort

Stranger: Wait...

You: ctrl-f dude!

Stranger: Wtf..

Stranger: Shit, not again

Stranger: Fucking hack

Stranger: I got hacked a few days agao

Stranger: It messed up my Internet

You: listen

Stranger: On my screen you called me a fuck tard

You: i repair computers on the side for spare money

Stranger: Hagaha

Stranger: Scammer

You: what?

You: its a legitimate living

Stranger: Yea right

You: i know all about using linux live CDs to salvage data, build computers, etc

You: the one thing i have going for me is repeat customers

You: why would i ruin my own business?

Stranger: Then why are you correcting me in my feald?

You: i am not

Stranger: You are

You: i never said "well your diagnosis was wrong"

Stranger: You did

You: i said that you probably got scammed

You: into thinking you know about "your field"

Stranger: Just now

You: it happens to everybody

You: look dont try to change the topic

Stranger: Dude, only on the intenet

You: as a computer repair person

You: i know about this stuff

Stranger: In person I did thjs

You: okay?

You: i have seen actual viruses go down

Stranger: Dude

You: i was working on a computer

You: all of a sudden a voice plays out

You: like "who are you?"

You: the mouse starts moving around on its own

Stranger: As a doctor I know what I'm doing

You: it was really freaky

You: but anyway listen though

Stranger: -_-

You: there is no virus that lets you do what you said

You: getting "hacked" doesnt change data on a remote server

Stranger: You got fuking scammed by your client

You: wow yeah

You: i got scammed so hard

You: cleaning up a RAT

You: come on dude

You: at least your santa clause troll insults were original

Stranger: I did all this in person

You: you dont think there are fake colleges around the world? okay buddy

Stranger: The actual thing with my CPU is that my ass neighbor is messing atound

You: look if you want to plug your ears and run away

Stranger: I'm not

You: thats fine

You: you totally are bro!

Stranger: Dude, did you even go to college?

You: yeah

Stranger: Bull shit

You: i was into chemistry, remember?

Stranger: Where?

You: U of M

Stranger: Degree?

You: manitoba represent!

You: ah, but i am kind of a dropout :(

You: i just couldnt afford to keep doing it

You: my family needed money you know?

Stranger: Yea

You: i am going to go back soon, finish up my degree

You: things are better now :)

Stranger: I took out loans like a smoker smokes siggs

You: well no duh

Stranger: I payed them back though

You: those fake colleges always cost so much

Stranger: They were not fake

Stranger: Get that though your skull

You: look

You: i am tired of dealing with an obvious troll

Stranger: Look

You: if you want my help

You: say so right now

You: and admit you are wrong

You: or just leave. i dont have the time to deal with trolls

Stranger: I want you to shut up and look up southwestern university in Texas and university of florda

You: alright

You: bye troll

You: fly away.

You have disconnected.